School Shopping Requires Massive Amounts of Alcohol...

How many moms and dads can relate this school shopping conversation:

How about this?


No...I don't like that.


What about this?


No...that looks babyish.


I really like this one.


I don't.


Why don't you try this on?


But I already know it's not going to fit.


How do you know?


Cuz...I don't like it, and if I don't like it, it won't fit properly.