I almost forgot about this little story until Linky came over and rubbed by belly again today. Here's a laugh at my expense:
We're shopping in the Macy's in Orlando with my mom and Maddy. Linky comes over and rubs his hands all over my belly.
Link: Mommy, when is the baby coming out of you belly?
Me: (mortified) Linky, there isn't any baby in mommy's belly.
Link: Yes, there is! I can feel it in here!
Me: There is no baby, I promise you!
Link: UH HUH! YOU'RE BELLY IS BIG AND I KNOW THERE'S A BABY IN D'ERE!!
Me: Linky, please lower your voice. I'm telling you the truth, mommy is not having a baby!
Linky: MY MOMMY IS HAVING A BABY!!!
Sales Lady: Oh, how precious! Did he spill the beans? How far along are you?
Me: Lady, I'm not pregnant!
Mom: Well, you do look about 4 months! ---> The nerve, right?!!?!?!
Maddy: Mom, you're not fat, honest!
I couldn't get out of there fast enough! And figures it was a day that I wasn't wearing my SQUEEM!
1 comment:
Oh, the horror! I gave birth in April and my daughter still pats my stomach. I need to pull out the workout tapes.
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