The adventures of Vomit Boy and his Mom!!

Lincoln threw up in my face today. We were lying down trying to go back to sleep after getting Maddy on her way to school, he was smiling (his new thing first thing in the morning, 3 days in a row), so I thought nothing of it. Shame on me for thinking that b/c without any warning, no grunt, no cry, no furrowing of the eyebrows, nada...he unleashed a torrent of vomit right in my face. Mind you, we weren't nose to nose or anything, and I now have an intimate understanding of projectile vomit! EEEWWW!!! And what does he do? Continues smiling for all of a half a second and then drifts off to la la land. Typical man!