Showing posts with label Weaves. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Weaves. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Bye Bye Wendy!

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Am I horrible for saying that no matter what she did, I could not get past the ugly, old, frumpy, granny shoes she had on for each of her dances?!


They were hideous! I know she's super tall and thick, but Kirstie Allie, whose openly battling with her weight, still manages to keep it sexy all the way down to her toes!


And the WEAVES!!! WHY WENDY? WHY?!


Her weaves are so over the top and garish that I want to just slap her silly sometimes. I can't believe she really thinks they look good...why doesn't her mother, husband, siblings, friends or even neighbors take her to a WEAVE INTERVENTION?


"Hi, my name is Wendy, I like having my hair look like two cats had it out"

"Hi, Wendy!"


I know I'm all about the natural thing now, but I think she would look so good with a BC and a short curly fro. Take about 10cc's out of each boob, and she'd actually start resembling a something so much more pleasant to the eye!

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Unbe-weave-able...lol


I'm at the little In & Out beauty parlor and I'm silently laughing at all the fake hair being processed. Am I evil?

I just came in to get my $15 wash and condition so I could braid it and be on my way, but nooooooooooo! Weavanna and her girl Silky #5 are monopolizing my attempt to exit the facilities!

The flat irons are smoking as they simultaneously straighten their already straight weaves! Seriously?!?!

Have I become more cynical to processed hair now that I'm natural? Perhaps.

It's just funny to me watching them "whip their hair" left and right...all the while everyone including the hair stylists are talking about, praising, and asking me questions about my healthy, beautiful, and thick natural hair.

Am I feeling myself right now? Perhaps. Lol

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