I almost forgot about this little story until Linky came over and rubbed by belly again today. Here's a laugh at my expense:
We're shopping in the Macy's in Orlando with my mom and Maddy. Linky comes over and rubs his hands all over my belly.
Link: Mommy, when is the baby coming out of you belly?
Me: (mortified) Linky, there isn't any baby in mommy's belly.
Link: Yes, there is! I can feel it in here!
Me: There is no baby, I promise you!
Link: UH HUH! YOU'RE BELLY IS BIG AND I KNOW THERE'S A BABY IN D'ERE!!
Me: Linky, please lower your voice. I'm telling you the truth, mommy is not having a baby!
Linky: MY MOMMY IS HAVING A BABY!!!
Sales Lady: Oh, how precious! Did he spill the beans? How far along are you?
Me: Lady, I'm not pregnant!
Mom: Well, you do look about 4 months! ---> The nerve, right?!!?!?!
Maddy: Mom, you're not fat, honest!
I couldn't get out of there fast enough! And figures it was a day that I wasn't wearing my SQUEEM!
Just sharing my thoughts on motherhood, marriage, teaching high school English, natural hair, weight loss and weight gain and life... the highs, the lows, the good, the bad, and the mommy!...it's just me being me...take a look and see...you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll shake your head and sigh...and maybe just maybe, you'll learn something that you didn't know you needed to know.
1 comment:
Oh, the horror! I gave birth in April and my daughter still pats my stomach. I need to pull out the workout tapes.
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